Professions
SALEClosing Deals and Taking Names
Sold sign energy.
SALEIf It Ain't Broke, I'll Fix It Till It Is
Mechanic's honest guarantee.
SALEI Fix Computers, Not Attitudes
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
SALEThe Customer Is Always Wrong
Retail therapy, minus the therapy.
SALEEspresso Yourself
Barista wisdom in bumper form.
SALEI Save Lives, What's Your Superpower?
Cape optional. Stethoscope required.
SALEI Make Sparks Fly
Certified welder energy.
SALEHow's My Driving? Call 1-800-Bite-Me
The classic — now with attitude.
SALEIf You Can't See My Mirrors, I Can't See You
Check the mirrors before you merge.
SALEHalf Teacher, Half Coffee
Powered by caffeine and lesson plans.
SALEMeltdown Manager
Certified chaos coordinator.
SALESilence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver
Volume control, hardware edition.
SALEBe Patient, I've Had 12 Call Lights
Twelve call lights deep. Send snacks.
SALEYou Have Died of Short Staffing
Understaffed and over it.
SALETrust Me, I'm a Nurse
Medical professional. Zero patience for nonsense.
SALEResting Nurse Face
Approach with coffee, not complaints.
SALEI Narcan'd Your Honor Student
First responder dark humor.
SALEKeep On Truckin'
For the long-haul legends.
SALEDriver Picks The Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole
Road trip rules are road trip rules.
SALEFund Public Schools
Support your local teachers.
SALEBe Nice. I Just Might Be Your Nurse Someday
Karma wears scrubs.
SALEYes I Am A Nurse, No I Don't Want To Look At It
Off duty means off duty.
SALEWTF, Over
First responder radio check.
SALE0 Days Since I Did Sketchy Shit
Safety meeting adjourned.
SALEThat's My Tool, I Don't Know You
Hands off the toolbox.
SALEVitals Are Stable, I Am Not
Healthcare workers, this one's for you.